Saturday, February 17, 2007

I just read this on the Rock group Blog and thought it was worth repeating for those who may not have read it.

MAJOR RECALL
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are beingrecalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in theoriginal prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting in thereproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect istechnically termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonlyknown as "SIN."
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
[a] Loss of direction
[b] Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
[i] Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free of charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. To repeat, there is NO fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence on the premises. WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the human unit being incinerated.Thank you for your immediate attention.

1 comment:

jessiegurl79 said...

He is the Potter and I am the clay! He will mold me and shape me after His perfect will! Too bad the world couldn't let Him do the same to them... Life is soo much easier when you put it in the Creator's hands!